
You can look me up at
get-the-fuck-out.com/fuckyourself
I’d never hold you accountable for anything anyone did before you. Ever.
Okay good…look at us actually talking about our problems…well until we come across one of my exes :)
Mad…no. Jealous as hell…yes. I guess I just needed to know it was more than once, gross…it’s not like you dated her or anything and you don’t still wanna sleep with her right?
….I’m scared
Got it
ONE NEW TEXT:
Really? Of course he does. Have you been feeding him? And letting him watch TV?ONE NEW TEXT:
No Ed, I haven’t been feeding and he’s starving to death lolONE NEW TEXT:
Don’t joke like that! You probably are. He’s deprived. I think I should make him a Facer outfit.
ONE NEW TEXT:
I am the best Mom ever. Ah but that would require you to come and visit me.
